Eggs, Milk and Us
Aug 20, 2005
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DARE!
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     You all-ar... where art thou? Surekha only blogged once... Dhanusha unofficially blogged once... only me and Grace are the wonderfuller ones... But anyway, the reason why we are not so active in blogging is because... *drumroll*

     Grace has decided to put a stop on playing pranks and shouting in front of people and admitting that she belongs to the same hospital..... and because of that... the D.K.S.G. has lost the passion and excitement... the unfathomable fire..... yes, blame Grace!(joking)...

     My suggestion is... which I have suggested before... suggest or dare us to do a prank to whoever and we'll see if we can do it and then do it and the blog will be more happening then... haiihyahhh.... it can only happen if you respond... so say it out.... shout it all out...

     We'll be here crossing are legs waiting for you... so don't forget to post your suggestion... I know you all are very creative people-wan... I believe in you!... you have a brain... you can think... it's all in there... Just do it!

     SO PEOPLE! YOU CAN DO IT! AND IF YOU DARE TO SUGGEST IT, WE WILL DARE TO DO IT...(I hope)

Posted at 01:40 pm by kenneth_chaw
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Aug 17, 2005
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Tiara
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We made a tiara for Surekha which she wore for over one second.
Normally she would grab it from her hairy head, and throw it at us.

A record!

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Jul 24, 2005
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Continued...
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     Continueing from where Grace left off... Hon Sam brought the photos about the tadika we mentioned to him about... and pointed to us the picture and to someone who looked like us... I just couldn't stop laughing... the boy he pointed out doesn't look like me at all(i'm obviously way cuter... haha!)

     Then Grace told him the truth... and he just lifted his hands and pointed his fingers while waving(I don't know how to explain... Grace! Stop M.J.ing... help me out)... and then of course we continued to talked to talk to other people... Kamini... haha... I claimed that she was from the same hospital as me... beside my cot and I could hear her singing out of tune and etc.

     Then there was Wai San... I think(Wai Keng's brother)... he also went and search for the tadika photos we told him about and he told us we weren't there... and I insisted he was there... so I said I remember that mole... back then it was bigger and more hairier... now it's starting to fade... I hope he's not offended.
 
     Alright that's it for today... more updates will be done by Su and Dhanu...your turn!

Posted at 09:32 pm by kenneth_chaw
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Jul 20, 2005
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"Er, I didn't go to tadika."
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So now we're on this Tadika Scheme.. which some people fell for it.

Lets see, Jamie, Raymondo (one of the best!) and a lot more!

We'll just go asking "Hey.. which tadika are you from?"

And let's say it's Tinkerbell/Rosepetal/CEC/Sri Comel/Cerdik.. we'll say the general-oh-so-believable "OH MY GOSH! I was from there too!"

And "Woi, Remember me or not???" and start going like "Which class were you, where was it, do you remember (name) who had (physical features) and always (habit/attitude) last time?"

It's getting better by the tadikas! The trick here is, to ask very general questions and not specify anything except your (fake) tadika's name.

Oh, a good fake position of your class is always next to the stairs (hopefully all tadikas have stairs). See how long you last! It helps you train yourself to stuff your laughter back in your fat bum.

Latest question (which Ken has tried on Kamini) : "Hey which hospital were you born in?"
Victim: (hospital name)
Victim-ee: Ooo! I was born there too! I think you were next to my cot. Don't you remember me?
Which human could possibly remember right? Haha, good one Ken on Kam.

Posted at 06:20 pm by gracetanhuimin
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Jul 16, 2005
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Lalalalallalalaalalla
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     Lallalalalala... We've been singing a lot lately... or maybe just me and Grace...but it's just to annoy people... I've started singing with Ili also... Yuvhahahahahhahahahahaha!!!

     Let's see... we've been rather inactive with our explorations and other adventures in scarring people lately... we should plan something... hmmm... and Dhanu... please blog! It's time!

     Or maybe what you guys can do is that you might wanna start to think of something to dare us to do it to someone... and hopefully we might do it... hmmm??? Rob a bank???(Surekha must have a lot of place to put the money)

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Jul 11, 2005
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Tuesday 3.15pm Summit USJ RM10
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Today Ken and I thought of the "So I bought for you the ticket already" prank.

About it: Accuse someone of agreeing to watch a movie together (fake movie's details is stated at the title) and claiming he/she owes RM10 for the ticket.

Victims: Some unknown guy and Michele (double E single L)

Others: We failed terribly.

Haha, our glasses thing didn't work la Ken.

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Jul 9, 2005
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-
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ive nothin 2 say

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Jul 7, 2005
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Me, myself and Dhanu
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Today, the class was pretty empty but.... Opps, it's a joint blog..

Surekha and Ken didn't come today.

So it's me and Dhanu.

Dhanu, why haven't you posted?

Dhanu was sleeping the whole time before recess.

We said hi to two boys behind us in the line, and they were so unfriendly.

Hopefully they are mandul (jk jk) and don't produce unfriendly people like them anymore. (jk jk)

Dhanu and I tried the fried wan tan after eating wedges that we savoured while having the pleasure of temaning Melanie Law, the prefect.

Wan tan had a little too much skin and was fried, so it was quite a challenge to eat it. Who knows which brownish part of it would poke your lips and leave you bleeding till you get a scar that shall never go away?

Who knows?

I can't remember what happened after that.

Dhanu, your turn.

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EXPOSED!
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haha! i'm finally here. credits to kenneth 4 creating a hillarious profile for us. well, i'm at home. ponteng, yet again.

i wanna tell u bout our very first KENNETH CHAW EXPOSEE! well, grace and i so graciously offered to interview Kenneth Chaw Jee Wai during moral class yesterday. Kenneth did a great job of sitting through about 20 nail-biting, gut-churning, head-spinning, mind-boggling questions about his life. 

Verdict:

Kenneth
aspires to be a mangosteen due to concoction of the sweet and sour taste it offers.

Kenneth
wishes to have two boys and two girls (bless his wife).

Kenneth
is easily irritated by petty issues.

Kenneth
wants a fun, loyal and interesting person as his spouse. Physical flaws do not matter. Well, that means he might just end up with lionel or maybe even HB.  

Kenneth's
dream place to visit (besides my house) is North America (preferably not a rural area).

Kenneth
likes dark colours.

Kenneth
does not enjoy performing or watching sports (unfortunately, sleeping is not a sport). This quality even more contributes to his lack of man power.

Kenneth's
parents will not be shocked to find out anything about him. This basically means that Kenneth sings at home. Loudly. With his eyes closed.
             
Well, this interview concludes that Kenneth is a 'boy' of great wonder, spark and energy. I do not know how his answers reflect these qualities but i have nothing else to say.

Grace, please add more qualities of Kenneth in this blog. and may our 'mission' to straighten Kenneth up is accomplished so that he will make it in the world of dating.


Posted at 11:21 am by surekha
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Jul 5, 2005
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The 'Klings and Klangs' of the Blog
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     Ooops! Grace! You missed a nail! Anyway, this blog is still currently under construction. Bear with us as we finalize the blogskin and also the tagboard and everything else. Right now it's quite incomplete... The four of us would be taking turns in the process of writing and updating the blog.

     Personal events of other authors will not be reviewed in this blog... please visit their links and their own individual blog... as for Dhanusha, please email or message her for any information or enquiry in the event that she doesn't have a blog yet... dan_dana_27@hotmail.com
     Please be reminded not to display any form harsh words(fish, foo, fee, whatever), unsightful pictures, and treat us all with love love love... Till then, 'Surekha where's the brush!'... It's not stuck in your hair again, right???(joking)Anyway, till then... eat less, sleep more, make sure you fart 14 times a day(according to Grace), keep a healthy regimen and jangan berak-berak!(quoted by Ili)

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Dhanusha

A product of Seoni Inc. Made up of 2000 grams of manners, 150 litres of love, 325 grams of kindness and compassion plus a gallon of her love for the environment.

Kenneth

A product of Chaw Inc. Made up of 250 kilograms of his love towards American Idol and Rachael Lampa, 2 gallons of nothing but love, 30% of insanity, a tonne of laughs and 25 kilograms of passion towards Christ, that is.

Surekha

A product Ragavan Inc. Made up of 100 grams of her love towards Constantine Maroulis, 2000 miligrams of her undeniable loud chuckling laugh, 300 litres of her gift towards writing and 50 litres of sanity that she still holds on to.

Grace

A product of Tan Inc.
Made up of 1000 gallons of craziness and an overdose of insanity, 2300 litres of her love towards Michael Jackson and Oprah Winfrey, 5000 grams of friendliness and 350 kilograms of laughter.

Put them all up on a scale, mix them together, beat some eggs, add some milk, a little basil and rosemary leaves to spice it up and you'll get DKSG which stands for Donna Karen Singapore.
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